A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb

A completely inebriated man
Was stumbling down the street
With one foot on the curb
And one foot in the gutter.
a cop pulled up and said,
"i've got to take you in, pal.
You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked,
"officer, are ya absolutely sure i'm drunk?"

"yeah, buddy,
I'm sure," said the copper.
"let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said,
"thank goodness,
I thought i was crippled."